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USA sports have a meeting

peaceinthecrease:

Basketball - Ok so let’s get the meeting started so I could go back to the court.

Football - Wait a minute someone’s missing

Soccer - Goddammit where’s Hockey.

Baseball - Guys I got this *ahem*

Baseball -

Football -

Soccer -

Basketball -

Baseball - OH MAMA DONT YOU CRY

*loud stumbling*

*glasses breaking*

*door slams open*

Hockey - USA HOCKEY IS DO OR DIE